“COMEDY ROASTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS”

Did you ever see a comedy “Roast” on the comedy channel and think, “That would be fun to have at a family event.” Well, now you can have a special someone and your family “roasted” by professional comedian Paul Bond, right at your affair. The material will be in good taste and you let Paul know what parameters to work within. He will never go too far either, so not to worry. Just think, all your family and friends in one place, at the same time and no one will know it’s coming. Out comes Paul to say hello to your family and friends and begins to tell funny stories about them. The whole affair will laugh because basically everyone knows everyone there and no one is off limits.

Here’s how it works: The party planner gives all the dirt and funny stories on the honoree and family to Paul and he will write a routine based on the information you give him. It’s a show written totally for your affair. Paul has a proven track record, so leave the funny to him. So put a unique and funny twist on a once in a lifetime event and let Paul deliver the funny stories of your family as only he can do.

To book Paul at your affair email him @ paulbondtv@aol.com

Paul Bond

BIOGRAPHY

Paul is a New York born, 20 year veteran, high-energy act that finishes on a funny note. He’s on tour in support of his comedy cd “The Way I See It”. It contains over an hour of comedy, including standup, song parodies and surprise extras. Paul’s show promises to be a night of physical comedy and outrageous song parodies that will leave you laughing.

He toured with Jim Breuer , SNL, for 3 years as opening act and heavy metal guitar player and has been on “The Roast of Denis Leary”, the Comedy Central special “Hardcore” with Jim Breuer and MTV’s Metallica Icon.

He is currently in production with fellow comic Basile, making a TV sitcom of the same name, “Basile” being considered for network tv. It’s an interactive sitcom. The first of it’s kind. Paul is a head writer and will star on the show as well. Watch out for this ground breaking show.

So to sum up, if you like your comedy served up fast and furious with an adult edge, then Paul will satisfy your appetite and then some. Come and catch him as he’s on his way to becoming a household name!

RESUME
Height: 5'11" | Phone: (Machine) 631-846-1621 | Hair: Blond | Weight: 170 | Eyes: Blue
www.PaulBond.tv