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Paul's Hysterical Performances on CD - $10 Per CD

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Paul Bond Live + 1
This CD is recorded live at Jr's Last Laugh in Erie PA.
It truly catches Paul's standup and song parody comedy
at it's best...without the visual of course.
Tracks include:

Intro/Stupid People
Trigonometry
The English Language
My First Job
Paula Jones/Aerosmith
The Car Strangled Banner
Die Osama
By The Balls

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Dont Imagine Bad Things
This CD is a compilation of very funny sketches and songs produced for radio, plus bad things that couldn't be on the air as well. Thus the name...
Tracks include:

Don't Imagine Bad Things
Late For The Gig
I'm Not Gay
We're Not Together
Radio God
It's So Funny
Horrorscopes For Today
High Dive
Michael Litorus Fugitive
You Can't
A Date With A Stand Up Comic
Johnny Orders
In French
The Stuffy Bit
JC's House of Furniture
Jack Of All Trades
A Warning!!!
What's Wrong With You
Unfair To You

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Alive & NOT Well
This CD was recorded live all over the country featuring over an hour of material and handling hecklers, a radio spot and a surprise ending.. It’s 33 tracks of pure Paul at his best. A must have for all fans. Why? Paulie said so.
Tracks Include:

Construction
American Idol
24
The Car Strangled Banner
Not So Friendly Skies
Southern Women
Off
In Lancaster
20th Anniversary
Politics
Pet Peeves
More Pretards
Pizza Problems
Birthday Wishes
Sting/Cell Phone Song
System of A Down
Can't Get Laid Song
Asians
Tea Baggin'
Paul Simon
Classic Parodies
My Wife's Fault
Weddings
By The Balls
Cowboy Tim
Audience Misunderstanding
Steve and Bena
Celebs Among Us
Paul Snaps
Sandy
On The Air w/Roger & JP
Shopping For The Wife


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A Very Filthy XXX-Mas
This CD is NOT the for overly sensitive. Yes the titles of the songs speak for themselves. The really funny thing about the CD, besides the off colors lyrics, is the fact that the music sounds exactly like the original, so noone is aware of the parody until the words kick in and the mouthes drop open. Believe me, it's very funny to watch the reaction of unsuspecting victims as their once favorite Christmas songs become a horror to their ears...A hysterically funny stocking stuffer for sure!!!
Tracks include:

Grandmas Getting Plowed Just Like A John Deere
Frosty The Snowman
It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer
Go To A Club For Gentlemen
My Porn Keeps Me Faithful
Joy Goes Round The World
Rudolph The Well Hung Reindeer
Hanukah
The Project Xmas Song
Xmas Xmas
I Wear Panties Cuz
Santa Pay Me
I Got The Shits On Xmas Day
Fighting Around The Xmas Tree
What The Fuck Is Auld Lang Syne
There’s No Fun On Xmas For Jews
Light The Menorah
Oh Shit I’m A Dad
The Internet Rocks
Santa Claus Came On Mom’s Night Gown
An Artificial Xmas Tree
S&M
Guys Can’t Wrap
Hit Some Titty Bar
Kick The Homeless Guy
I’ll Be Homo For Xmas
Enter Santa
JC’s House Of Furniture
The 12 Days Of Divorce-mas
PLUS BONUS TRACKS


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