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Paul's Hysterical Performances on CD - $10 Per CD
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"Alive & NOT Well”
This CD was recorded live all over the country featuring over an hour of material and handling hecklers, a radio spot and a surprise ending.. It’s 33 tracks of pure Paul at his best. A must have for all fans. Why? Paulie said so.
Tracks include:

Construction, American Idol, 24,The Car Strangled Banner,Not So Friendly Skies, Southern Women, Off, In Lancaster,20th Anniversary, Politics, Pet Peeves, More Pretards, Pizza Problems, Birthday Wishes, Sting/Cell Phone Song, System of A Down, Can't Get Laid Song, Asians,Tea Baggin', Paul Simon, Classic Parodies, My Wife's Fault, Weddings, By The Balls, Cowboy Tim, Audience Misunderstanding, Steve and Bena, Celebs Among Us, Paul Snaps, Sandy, On The Air w/Roger & JP, Shopping For The Wife

 

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Paul Bond Live + 1
This CD is recorded live at Jr's Last Laugh in Erie PA.
It truly catches Paul's standup and song parody comedy
at it's best...without the visual of course.
Tracks include:
Intro/Stupid People
Trigonometry
The English Language
My First Job
Paula Jones/Aerosmith
The Car Strangled Banner
Die Osama
By The Balls

 

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"Dont Imagine Bad Things"
This CD is a compilation of very funny sketches and songs produced for radio, plus bad things that couldn't be on the air as well. Thus the name...
Tracks include:
Don't Imagine Bad Things, Late For The Gig, I'm Not Gay, We're Not Together, Radio God, It's So Funny, Horrorscopes For Today, High Dive, Michael Litorus Fugitive, You Can't, A Date With A Stand Up Comic, Johnny Orders, In French, The Stuffy Bit, JC's House

 of Furniture, Jack Of All Trades, A Warning!!!, What's Wrong With You, Unfair To You

 

 

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"A Very Filthy XXX-Mas"
This CD is NOT the for overly sensitive. Yes the titles of the songs speak for themselves. The really funny thing about the CD, besides the off colors lyrics, is the fact that the music sounds exactly like the original, so noone is aware of the parody until the words kick in and the mouthes drop open. Believe me, it's very funny to watch the reaction of unsuspecting victims as their once favorite Christmas songs become a horror to their ears...A hysterically funny stocking stuffer for sure!!!
Tracks include:

Grandmas Getting Plowed Just Like A John Deere, Frosty The Snowman, It’s The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer,

Go To A Club For Gentlemen, My Porn Keeps Me Faithful, Joy Goes Round The World, Rudolph The Well Hung Reindeer, Hanukah, The Project Xmas Song, Xmas Xmas,

I Wear Panties Cuz, Santa Pay Me, I Got The Shits On Xmas Day, I Saw Saddam Look Like Santa Claus, What The Fuck Is Auld Lang Syne, There’s No Fun On Xmas For Jews, Light The Menorah, Oh Shit I’m A Dad, The Internet Rocks, Santa Claus Came On Mom’s Night Gown, An Artificial Xmas Tree, S&M, Guys Can’t Wrap, Hit Some Titty Bars, Kick The Homeless Guy, I’ll Be Homo For Xmas, Enter Santa,

JC’s House Of Furniture, The 12 Days Of Divorce-mas

PLUS 7 BONUS TRACKS ABOUT THE YEARS EVENTS



 

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